no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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