They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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