Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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