if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
A bitchslap is in order.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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