do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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