lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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