Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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