Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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