ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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