He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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