everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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