I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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