id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
