is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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