My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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