Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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