D3 body, D1 cock
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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