can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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