My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I didn't shave. On purpose
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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