im drinking this country out of the recession.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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