I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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