who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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