Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
MIDGETS
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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