i think i have herpe
just one?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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