dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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