Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I have post one night stand depression
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