I wanna bring you to show and tell
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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