You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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