PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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