And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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