I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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