Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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