I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
True strength comes from lack of pants
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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