The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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