After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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