we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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