Quick, to the slutcave!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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