i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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