xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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