Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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