He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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