we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
