dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i out mim tonsoeep
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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