If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Hahaha, just laugh it off man whore
Well it shows you're an experienced ladies man. Or pick up extremely drunk girls a lot :P
There is a happy middle ground here. Just user their first names and a number. The latest list over here is Kara #2, Gwen #3 and the infamous Jennifer #9.
Do what girls do! \n"Girl!" \n "Bitch…" \n "Babe, how are you?" \n "How you doin', honey?' \n"Sweety"\n "Darling!" \n "That's right, love."
Just say "hey sweetie or cutie" a lot. Problem solved. You don't have to know their names and you don't piss them off. Boom!
Except that not all girls enjoy being referred to as "cutie" or "sweetie" as if they're six years old.
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