would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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