Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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