So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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