the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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