Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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