Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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